the one TRUE secret to a great sex life
THIS IS BRILLIANT
The Wonderful World of Jellies
reblog if you dont know what downton abbey is but you’re pretty sure it pisses you off
He’s deleted it now but proof Ricky Gervais is still a shitstain on the underwear of humanity
Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.
rub your stomach while you pat your head
"There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile women are out there hunting for husbands."
-Steven Moffat [x]
I just want to frame that and hang it on the wall of every Moffat apologist, so they can wake up and look at that every morning.